I'd like to be the kind of person who saves money by using coupons, but it is ever disappointing to see the cover of the coupon section of the newspaper announce "save $30!" but upon looking inside find discounts for:
Makeup
Hair coloring equipment
More makeup
Age-defying emollients
Cheap cat food
Credit card offers
Checks with cute kitty and doggy pictures on them
Frozen pre-prepared food
Home alarm systems
Hideously ugly bras
Axe stinky soap stuff
Frozen pizza
Microwaveable brownies
Prune juice
Olive Garden
More pre-packaged frozen food
Yet more pre-packaged frozen food
Chocolate milk
Followed by kid's sized vibrating toothbrushes
Freight tools?
Really ugly flannel shirts
Therapeutic "cozy-toe" socks
Chuck-E-Cheese
Le sigh.
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